"The trouble with jogging is that, by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back."
                                    - FRANKLIN P. JONES
 

"Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks."                                  - DOUG LARSON
 

"Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories."- JOHN WILMOT
 

"Everyone is in awe of the lion tamer in a cage with half a dozen lions - evreyone but a school bus driver."                  -UNKNOWN
 
 

"Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home."                             - BILL COSBY
 

"A radical is a man with both feet planted firmly in the air." FRANKLIN D. ROOSEVELT

"A child prodigy is one with highly imaginative parents."            - UNKNOWN
 

"A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours."              - MILTON BERLE

"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."                                 - GEORGE BURNS
 

"Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places."
                                    - E. JOSEPH COSSMAN
 

"If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf."
                                                   - BOB HOPE

"The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones"
                                            -Chinese proverb

"Irony is when you buy a suit with two pairs of pants, then burn a hole in the coat."
                                                    - UNKNOWN
 

"It's easier to fool other people as you get older, but a lot harder to fool yourself."
                                        - EDWARD PHILLIPS
 

"Only those who dare truly live."
                                                -VICTOR DAVIS
 

"Tragedy isn't getting something, or failing to get it: it's losing something you already have."                           - NICHOLAS CATANOY
 

"Think of what others ought to be, then start being like that yourself."       - Bits & Pieces

"Diplomacy is the art of postponing inevitable decisions for as long as possible."                           - REUBEN SLONIM
 

"Be thankful for problems. If they were less difficult, someone else with less ability might have your job."          - Bits & Pieces
 

"The purpose of art is the lifelong construction of a state of wonder."
                                               - GlEN GOULD

"An eye for an eye leads only to more blindness."                - MARGARET ATWOOD
 

"Obstacles are things a person sees when he takes his eyes off his goal."
                                    -E. JOSEPH COSSMAN

"A promise made is a debt unpaid."
                                    - ROBERT W. SERVICE
 

"You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
                                                    - BOB HOPE

"Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you  want to test a man's character, give him power.                 "  ABRAHAM LINCOLN

"Tough times don't last. Tough people do."  MARC STE-MARIE

"People are enemies to what they ignore"  -ALI BIN ABI TALEB

"I may not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it...".     -VOLTAIRE

"Bigamy is having one wife too many.  Monogamy is the same"
                                                                                _Oscar  Wilde
 

Pfew... that's all folks! At least for now!

I love quotes... Arabic proverbs, Old Chinese sayings, etc. ... If you know any, please take a minute of your time and e-mail them to me...