"Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owner."   - E. JOSEPH COSSMAN
 

"People wish to learn to swim and at the same time keep one foot on the ground."
                                                   - MARCEL PROUST

"The highest reward for a person's toil is not what they get for it, but what they become by it."                                                     -JOHN RUSKIN
 

"The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain."
                                                    - DOLLY PARTON

"The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well."
                                               - SIR WILLIAM OSLER

Success is more attitude than aptitude."                                           -UNKNOWN
 

"A small town is a place where there's no place to go where you shouldn't."
                                              - BURT BACHARACH

"The older you get, the more you like to tell it like it used to be."                                      - UNKNOWN
 

"Consumers are statistics. Customers are people."                                   - STANLEY MARCUS
 

"Everything that is done in the world is done by hope."                                          - MARTIN LUTHER
 

"Common sense is genius dressed in its working clothes."                        - RALF WALDO EMERSON
 

"Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious."
                                                     - PETER USTINOV

"Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teen-agers of their own."
                                                    - DOUG LARSON

"After you've heard two eyewitnesses accounts of an auto accident, it makes you wonder about history."                                            - Bits & Pieces
 

"Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair."                                           - GEORGE BURNS
 

"The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once."
                                           - E. JOSEPH COSSMAN

"When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice"    - MARQUIS DE LA GRANGE

"One of the greatest pieces of economic wisdom is to know what you do not know."
                                   - JOHN KENNETH GALBRAITH

"The biggest difference between L.A. and Edmonton was that instead of people looking at me, I was looking at them."     - WAYNE GRETZKY

"If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door."
                                                        - MILTON BERLE

"It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane."                                        - JUNE HENDERSON

"Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of his middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble."                                           - DENNIS FAKES

"We experience moments absolutely free of worry. These brief respites are called panic."
                                                - CULLEN HIGHTOWER

"Nothing in fine print is ever good news."
                                                        - ANDY ROONEY

"The point of living and of being an optimist, is to be foolish enough to believe the best is yet to come."                                           - PETER USTINOV

"The surest way to be late is to have plenty of time."                                                - LEO KENNEDY

"To be upset over what you don't have is to waste what you do have."                    - KEN S. KEYES, JR.

"Luck never gives; it only lends."  - Swedish proverb
 

"Nothing lasts forever - not even your troubles."
                                                - ARNOLD H. GLASOW

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